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Panama, I REALLY Wanted to Love You – Part 1: Los Diablos Rojos

May 28, 2013 0 Comments
Panama, I REALLY Wanted to Love You – Part 1: Los Diablos Rojos

Living in Panama for three months was tough. And it kind of sucked. And seemed as though Julie was truly unhappy there, which of course means that I was unhappy about her being unhappy. That sort of sucked, too. When we decided to stay in Panama we were hopeful. I’m not sure exactly when I […]

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Germ Warfare and the Five Second Rule Governing Dropped Food

December 11, 2012 1 Comment
Germ Warfare and the Five Second Rule Governing Dropped Food

It’s a little known fact that the “5 Second Rule” is an obscure provision tucked away inside the 1972 Biological Weapons Convention (BWC), which sought to eliminate germ warfare. Of course the Germs did not like this… AT ALL, and threatened retaliation. The Humans were forced to offer some concessions and the 5 second rule was born.

The Germs have asked that you please read this post as a reminder that consuming their food-aid threatens to destabilize this fragile relationship.

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